There are days, and they are many, when you can taste the bullshit before you even have your first vat of coffee.
Today...was one of those days. Everything I've touched today...has turned to bullshit.
Had a Weetabix breakfast...which had a kind of strawy feel to it.
Had a toast lunch, using bread which apparently went beyond its use-by date some eight days ago.
Reached out for a tablet and discovered it was d's iPad...oh wait, that's bullshit any day of the week...
Am sort of scared to jump on the bike, in case that turns to bullshit too, and leaves me sitting in a steaming pile of ordure, pedalling just because.
Sigh...but must be done, I suppose...
(shoves hands into pockets, pulls out more bullshit, kicks a suddenly-bullshit stone, mutters darkly "bullshit bullshit bullshit...")
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