Ssssshhh...

"I'll introduce you to our house," said my mate, Karen (Slinky), "on condition you don't blog about it..."
I sighed. There was such a great opportunity for a funny blog here...This I knew cos a) I was spending the day with Karen and Brian, and they're always fantastic fun, and b) they're clearly madder than the world at large gives them credit for.

I say 'clearly'....mmmmainly, I think to piss you off, because it's evidently not clear at all. Without focussing on the hysterical stuff, I can tell you that today was great fun - had a gorgeous pizza lunch in a restaurant called Verdi's with fantastic views of the Mumbles...walked along the Mumbles Pier, played "AC/DC Pinball" - which is an experience in itself, played an arcade version of Deal Or No Deal, and got over-excited after one good round, dealing when I intending to no-deal, met the most gorgeous black cat of my life to date, and spent many happy hours convincing myself it's a dog trapped in a cat's body as it continued to fetch me bottle-tops flung to the far corners of rooms, eaten a truly colossal but apparently healthy lamb and potato curry, and generally had a right old laugh.

But the really funny stuff....I'm forbidden to tell you. So this is me...not telling you. Lips sealed, move along folks, nothing to see here stylee...(whistles innocently, raising eyes to the ceiling...)

No Disappearing of note done today. Results on Tuesday probably catastrophic I feel - although that might just be the curry talking. Sunday tomorrow - much walking must be done. However, for now, this is me, going away to take drugs...

I know, how rock and roll am I?

Sadly, not that rock and roll at all - these are sleeping pills to de-programme myself from the weekday routine of a 6.30 wake-up call. Tonight, dammit, we sleep!