The Dieter's Prayer

Dear Determination,

Which art sometimes in my brain,

Hallowed be thy aim.

My Slimdom come,

Thy will be done

On girth, this would be my Heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread,
And forgive us our exercises,

As we forgive those whose exercises empain us,

And lead us not into temptation,

But deliver us from strudel,

For mine is the Slimdom, 

The power and the story.

Forever, if ever

I can.