All Together Now...

On the first Disappearance, my true love sent to me, a slip-back of nearly five pounds.

On the second Disappearance, my true love sent to me, two meals a day and a slip-back of nearly five pounds.

On the third Disappearance, my true love gave to me, three Xenicals, two meals a day, and a slip-back of nearly five pounds.

On the fourth Disappearance, my true love gave to me, four falls downstairs, three Xenicals, two meals a day and a slip-back of nearly five pounds.

On the fifth Disappearance, my true love gave to me - FIVE WALKED MILES!...four falls downstairs, three Xenicals, two meals a day and a slip-back of nearly five pounds.

On the sixth Disappearance, my true love sent to me, six morning lay-ins, FIVE WALKED MILES!...four falls downstairs, three Xenicals, two meals a day and a slip-back of nearly five pounds.

On the seventh Disappearance, my true love sent to me, seven tries at swimming,  six morning lay-ins, FIVE WALKED MILES!...four falls downstairs, three Xenicals, two meals a day and a slip-back of nearly five pounds.

On the eighth Disappearance,  my true love sent to me, eight de-caffs (milk in), seven tries at swimming,  six morning lay-ins, FIVE WALKED MILES!...four falls downstairs, three Xenicals, two meals a day and a slip-back of nearly five pounds.

On the ninth Disappearance, my true love sent to me, nine happy dances,  eight de-caffs (milk in), seven tries at swimming,  six morning lay-ins, FIVE WALKED MILES!...four falls downstairs, three Xenicals, two meals a day and a slip-back of nearly five pounds.

On the tenth Disappearance, my true love sent to me, ten weigh-ins weeping,  nine happy dances,  eight de-caffs (milk in), seven tries at swimming,  six morning lay-ins, FIVE WALKED MILES!...four falls downstairs, three Xenicals, two meals a day and a slip-back of nearly five pounds.

On the eleventh Disappearance, my true love sent to me, eleven bakers piping, ten weigh-ins weeping,  nine happy dances,  eight de-caffs (milk in), seven tries at swimming,  six morning lay-ins, FIVE WALKED MILES!...four falls downstairs, three Xenicals, two meals a day and a slip-back of nearly five pounds.

On the twelfth Disappearance, my true love sent to me, twelve fat blokes punning,  eleven bakers piping, ten weigh-ins weeping,  nine happy dances,  eight de-caffs (milk in), seven tries at swimming,  six morning lay-ins, FIVE WALKED MILES!...four falls downstairs, three Xenicals, two meals a day and a slip-back of nearly five pounds.