Sunday, 11 May 2014

The Two-Pound Pee

Am writing this on 11th May, though I started it a few days before.

Woke up one day last week, beggared about, did an unofficial weigh-in. Found myself at 18st 12.75, which was shocking.

Went for a pee.

I know, I know, should never have done a re-weigh after something so trivial. But then, behold!
18st 10.25.

That's 2. 5 POUNDS of pee. That was mental. Felt a kind of lightness of step for the whole rest of the day - I can literally piss away a week's progress, should the need arise! Witness my Ultra-Bladder, Ye Mortals, and Despair!

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